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Top 50 Programming Quotes of All Time

Well, most of them are NOT funny ;)

50. “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.”
– Rick Cook

49. “Lisp isn’t a language, it’s a building material.”
– Alan Kay.

48. “Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.”
– Edward V Berard

47. “They don’t make bugs like Bunny anymore.”
– Olav Mjelde.

46. “A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.”
– Alan J. Perlis.

45. “A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.”
– Waldi Ravens.